ponett:

this is like the internet equivalent of the thing they do in zombie movies where they warn people to stay out by writing shit like “DON’T OPEN, DEAD INSIDE” on doors

ponett:

this is like the internet equivalent of the thing they do in zombie movies where they warn people to stay out by writing shit like “DON’T OPEN, DEAD INSIDE” on doors

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

godtiering:

give me a character (from anything ever) in my ask and I’ll rate:

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady datefriend | neither | i don’t know

egberts:

my little brother is in first grade so he doesn’t get graded with letter grades yet and i was telling him how in a few years he’s going to start being graded with a’s and b’s etc and he gets really serious and asks “bees? like real actual bees?”

kenkamishiro:

サッサンとゆかいな仲間たち by 015
Permission to repost given by artist.

kenkamishiro:

サッサンとゆかいな仲間たち by 015

Permission to repost given by artist.

whatthebec:

ah yes, I love the “clenches fist” meme the way it just *clenches fist* clenches all that fricking fist

me about girls: wow!! wow

me: thats so expensive
everyone else: what its literally $15
me: who has that kind of money

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